Example of a not-so-good pick-up line.
- Last weekend, I walked out to the front to my car which was parked in the street. For everyone who hasn't been to our apartment, we live next to a really shady house in which a lot of people (who closely resemble hobos) live. One guy, whom I haven't seen before, came walking out of the backyard with a guitar in his hand and decided to talk to me.
- Guy: If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- Me: Um...no.
- Guy: But you've already got me on a leash.
- Me: Uh...no thanks...
- At least I laughed a little...while I was in my car driving away.
People think I’m crazy for not wanting to be old, but maybe they’d understand if they had to see a relative go through something similar to this.
